wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

wlwdateideas:

Tiddies

wait

Tiddies

for my bi gals:

Tiddies

warriorlesbian:

masculine privilege isn’t real and butch lesbians don’t experience some amazing advantage in life for not conforming to the the feminine ideal cishet male society pushes us into thanks for coming to my ted talk

quendians:

quendians:

quendians:

i love how legolas is canonically absurdly ready to throw hands for his friends

boromir: and what would a mere ranger know of this?

legolas despite literally being in a council about the fate of the world with the most important people alive:

eomer: i would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground

legolas, despite the fact they’re surrounded on all sides by men with big spears:

earlvsunsets:

me, turning up my headphones after being confronted with any minor difficulty in my life: it’s just me and you now gerard

aksarah:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.

souryellows:

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

biff-donderglutes:

gunsandfireandshit:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

I can’t believe you’ve done this

kingcoughsyrup:

urfavstansvriska:

vladimir lenin from voltron: legendary defender stans vriska!

this post sucker punches you 3 times 

polyglotplatypus:

thesnadger:

Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.

thebootydiaries:

valkyrie-ironhand:

thebootydiaries:

vampyrequeen3:

thebootydiaries:

vampyrequeen3:

thebootydiaries:

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

You don’t know how human biology works, do you?

If I don’t know how biology works then why is my son a chick magnet pulling hoes left and right ? how did i raise his testosterone level to that of a wild moose hunting for his doe during mating season ? talk to me about biology when ur son learns to breed with deer